According to AFP (Link Here) a group of 15 kangaroos escaped their home in a French amusement park.
“Vandals set loose 15 kangaroos from an Australian theme park in southern France, sparking a major search operation, with three marsupials still on the loose.”
“Vandals” sure….
These “Vandals” are obviously ninjas!! Who captured these three kangaroos, perhaps the teenaged ones who love pizza. Anyway they let loose the other 12 as a smoke screen. These three Kangaroos have been chosen by a secret ninja clan who read my previous article. I can only hope that these are good ninjas and not ones bent on world destruction.
(artist rendition of secret training)
The owner of the nature reserve Carole Masson (a possible ninja in disguise) says “They are not aggressive or nervous animals by nature,” she said. “They’re probably just grazing quietly away somewhere.” OR they are learning to hold a katana in their little hands or store throwing stars in their pouches which obviously is more likely.
Can the world withstand the earth shattering implications of a true Ninja Kangaroo let alone THREE? One can only pray.
According to Skynews, an Australian man woke up one night to find an intruder running around his house.
